Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"you're afraid of color"

so here is a bit of a rant mixed with a few reviews! the title of this post pertains to the reviews part.

first off - MY COMPUTER. I am so over its bullshit! it refuses to keep my programs running so it decides to freeze them, therefor I am forced to force shut it down. so it'll boot back up, and do the same. exact. thing. PUH-LEASE. I am going to flip my shit if I have to deal with this for much longer!

secondly - my poor poor nails. you remember my latest NOTD post, yes? well, come to find out, taking green nail varnish OFF of your nails is quite impossible. now I've shamefully decided I won't use this polish again unless I'm really in the mood for a bright green, because after trying to not only rub off the varnish with alcohol but SCRAPE it off with a metal cuticle pusher, I am left with these sad looking nails, to which you can't even see the extent of the damage and dyed color!:


okay, well I guess I should just get down to business, which continues to be a bit of a downer. as you read in my last tiny haul, I purchased some e.l.f. products to give it a go. well, I gave it a try...

e.l.f. palette with chosen colors


alright, girls. here is my take on it:
first off, you should know I am NO mastermind when it comes to applying eyeshadows. that's why I'm starting to play around with them and practice.
- this eyeshadow was very hard to apply. as soon as your brush hit the powder, it like instantly crumbles (as seen in photo). I don't completely mind that, but I do like something with a more solid foundation.
- the colors are actually really pretty, and though I had a limited selection when browsing the brand, I do really like the colors I chose. they compliment my eye color fairly well, at least I think! like I said, I'm no mastermind here.
- the colors applied pretty evenly, though very lightly. then again, as my title post is named very correctly, I am scared of color. my art teacher told me that. I'd always be painting and be afraid of making a shadow to dark and such. therefore, I think I'm a little (okay, WAY) timid when it comes to playing up colors on my face, nevermind paper.
- final say: I rank it a 5/10. I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it.


e.l.f. liquid eyeshadow in misty mauve

my take on this one:
- I so much more prefer liquid/cream eyeshadow to powder! oh, thank heavens, something I can work with!
- the color is so pretty, and I definitely love the way it looks on my fair skin. it has enough shine to look nice but not so much that I look like a 6 year old playing with my mother's make up.
- it went on very evenly and cleanly. you can spread it out as much as you want, though because it is "liquid," it dries quickly and is a bit harder to blend. but that's okay - you can just add more where you need to.
- let me tell you: this stuff is ON there, man! it won't budge, which is great for me because I don't ever have much time to run to the rest room to check my makeup. I can imagine it won't all end up in my eyelid crease, either, because it has stayed put thus far.
- final rating: 8/10... I definitely recommend you to try this if you're looking for something new.


PS if you ignored my horribly untamed and quite scary looking eyebrows, I love you!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

BY THE WAY...

i was recently measured at victoria's secret and guess what? i'm a D.
what the tits?

Sunday, May 16, 2010

i can't hear. I MEAN DEAL

found this on W.A.N.G.'s bloggy and i just had to share...





what the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK.

Lady WTF


i love the gaga but... i have no words

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

pow!

really, kate gosselin? stop trying to squeeze more out of your pathetic 15 minutes of fame by changing up your already hideous hair. you're so over.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

fangirls


don't get me wrong, i totally love the twilight series with all of it's twists and turns and imagery. some days i'll even catch myself day dreaming about a dangerous vampire sweeping me off of my feet and protecting me from others of his kind (don't judge me).

but in all seriousness, what the fuck is wrong with half of these tweens that have verbal orgasms when anybody mentions taylor lautner or robert pattinson? i can understand a thong or two that have "team taylor" written on it, because let's face it, he's going somewhere with that six pack. but to have millions of pictures and posters (and cardboard cutouts?) of these boys (he's still 17, cougars) on their walls is just absurd. these girls have false ideas about what a relationship is and will forever dream about the "perfect boyfriend" aka, eddy cullen. sorry to burst your imaginary (and sparkling) bubble, chicas, but that guy does not exist. find yourself a real man with flaws that you can learn to love and you will be much happier than having a boyfriend that contemplates eating you on a daily basis (unless we're talking about THAT kind of eating, and then you better snatch him up quick).

just remember, people:
he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his name is edward cullen
so be ready to get raped

xoxo!