There's A Snake On My Shoe

Neutral mixed with neon adds that certain je ne sais quoi, don't you think? And then you go for a third detail - snakeskin - and your mind is just blown.
Not sure if I would ever wear these, but I can definitely see myself purchasing them only to have them on display in my bedroom for drooling purposes.

The price tag for all that and a bag of chips is even better: $67What are you waiting for?! Get em here!